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Archive for January, 2011|Monthly archive page

…about corduroy.

In Words of Wisdom on January 19, 2011 at 7:04 pm

Not too wide, people.

11-wale cord. That’s it. Anything larger, you’ll look like John Denver.”

…about daredevils.

In Words of Wisdom on January 19, 2011 at 6:49 pm

If it looks and sounds like a bad idea, it probably is.

You have to admire thrill seekers. Their blatant disregard for their safety and others is a true testament of how not to go about life. They’re a great resource.”

…about micromanagement.

In Words of Wisdom on January 18, 2011 at 4:15 pm

We've all been here.

My sister was  like a puppet master. She’s always pulled the strings when it came to the rest of her siblings. It’s a wonder why we all don’t talk more nowadays.”

…about civil disobedience.

In Words of Wisdom on January 17, 2011 at 3:31 pm

A resounding idea that gained worldwide attention and praise.

“Confrontation founded on the notion of non-violence? Extraordinary.”

…about conspiracy.

In Words of Wisdom on January 17, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Et tu, Brute?

King, Jr., Kennedy, Lennon. They all had their enemies. That’s how it works, son. Just continue being as humble as you can and the rest will play out accordingly.”

…about common courtesy.

In Words of Wisdom on January 13, 2011 at 9:06 am

Don't spread it if you don't have to.

I spotted a women wearing a surgical mask the other day. I asked why she was wearing it. She responded, ‘I have a cold and don’t want to get others sick.’ It was so encouraging…

…about vice.

In Words of Wisdom on January 9, 2011 at 1:55 am

We all make mistakes.

Why would you drink 40-ounce malt liquor, son? Are times that tough? Abstain for the time being and hydrate with water.”

…about catastrophe.

In Words of Wisdom on January 9, 2011 at 1:50 am

It's not a barren wasteland...yet.

Birds dropping out of the sky? Fish and crabs washing up by the boat load? This is not the apocalypse, mind you.”

…about Christmas.

In Words of Wisdom on January 4, 2011 at 3:13 pm

Every holiday doesn't have to be straight out of a Rockwell painting.

It gets to a point where you have to start forming your own traditions. Fall out of the feeling that you have to visit the family every holiday season.