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…about nutrition.

In Words of Wisdom on October 27, 2010 at 4:04 pm

There's a cut off point for even the hottest, tastiest peppers around.

Take advantage of your youth when it comes yo spicy foods. As you age, your insides become less and less inviting towards the hot stuff.”

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…about beer.

In Words of Wisdom on October 27, 2010 at 2:36 pm

From birth, PBR is all this baby knew.

Be consistent in your selection, but never be afraid to try new things.

…about drunk driving.

In Words of Wisdom on October 22, 2010 at 11:59 am

If you're at this level in the night, it's time to relinquish those keys.

If I ever find out you’ve done anything of the sort, I will erase you.”

…about pedicures.

In Words of Wisdom on October 19, 2010 at 2:33 pm

 

Keep 'em trim. Keep 'em clean. Skip the foot spa.

Hmmm…I think as long as you keep you nails trimmed, you shouldn’t have to schedule nail appointments alongside your spouse.”

 

…about excess baggage.

In Words of Wisdom on October 14, 2010 at 11:02 pm

 

I don't think you ever heard Atlas complain.

Never let your life burdens be the responsibility of someone else to bear.”

 

…about cuff links.

In Words of Wisdom on October 14, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Your cuff links should be an accoutrement that compliments...not overpowers.

The more understated, the better.

…about footwear.

In Words of Wisdom on October 13, 2010 at 10:38 am

Ali was keen on the footwear. How else do you think he was able to float like a butterfly.

If you spend a large amount of money on anything in your wardrobe, make sure it’s on a quality pair of dress shoes. And, please, none of that square-toed business.”

…about cologne.

In Words of Wisdom on October 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm

You don't have to overdo the cologne, guys. A little deodorant doesn't hurt either.

Cologne is a very European thing. They’ve mastered the cologne-to-deodorant ratio. I wish guys in this country could follow suit.”

…about meetings.

In Words of Wisdom on October 12, 2010 at 2:41 pm

 

Even the Knights of the Round Table had more important things to do.

Anything that lasts longer than thirty minutes is not a meeting anymore. It’s people wasting time so they don’t have to do any real work.”

 

…about weddings.

In Words of Wisdom on October 8, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Save the champagne for the happy couple. Point us in the direction of the bourbon, please!

I’ve been to a few in my day and I’ve realized something: if they truly care, they’ll make it open bar.”