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…about nudity.

In Words of Wisdom on September 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Don't worry, Sly. No one will judge you in the group shower.

Body shame is something that you get over very quickly when forced to shower with 15 other soldiers you’ve never met.”

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…about Obama.

In Words of Wisdom on September 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Voting is an duty regardless of color.

I voted for him, yes. He’s black, yes. I’m McCain’s age and I retired years ago. He’s must have picked up one of those Jack LaLanne juicers.”

…about kicking back.

In Words of Wisdom on September 29, 2010 at 1:40 pm

There are certain times and places where taking a load off is acceptable.

Please don’t put you feet on the table. Even if it’s your table. It’s disrespectful to you, your home and others.”

…about grilling.

In Words of Wisdom on September 29, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Even let the missus man the grill every once in a while. But not too often.

Everything…everything takes better off the grill. Fruits, vegetables, seafood, meat, herbs and breads become elevated after a good grilling.”

…about jazz.

In Words of Wisdom on September 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

Coltrane. Enough said.

Black people don’t listen to it like they used to. That used to be our bread and butter, pain and happiness. What inspires current generations, I wonder?”

…about cell phones.

In Words of Wisdom on September 28, 2010 at 11:59 am

She probably won't appreciate you updating your Facebook in the middle of dinner.

Turn them off at dinner. Turn them off at sporting events. Turn them off whenever you’re somewhere that requires your undivided attention.”

…about celebrity.

In Words of Wisdom on September 27, 2010 at 9:03 am

 

I'm sure you'd never see Clark on a season of "Jersey Shore", even if he could.

 

I remember a time when people didn’t do every ridiculous thing they could for a chance in the spotlight. Don’t they know that stuff stays with them…forever?

…about humility.

In Words of Wisdom on September 27, 2010 at 8:55 am

But then there are times when, well, ask Johnny.

No one is going to kiss the ground that you walk on in this life. Hell, even your wife might even get tired of you at some point.”

…about denim.

In Words of Wisdom on September 24, 2010 at 10:33 am

Denim is practically all purpose and stands the test of time.

Jeans are like your best friend: always reliable, long-lasting and tolerable in most social settings.”

…about sexual deviance.

In Words of Wisdom on September 23, 2010 at 12:53 am

The rope-and-chain tricks should be left up to Houdini.

I choose not to engage in anything that would require a supply run to my local hardware store.”